I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
Anonymous: Then take a hot bath!
That’ll just make me sleepy.
Anonymous: Get naked, thats always a fun thing to do :P
It’s too cold in my house to be naked
I need to find something to do so I’m not just sitting here eating
click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this
I WAS SO SCARED
I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED
Oh god. I was, actually scared.
EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED
greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!
T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔
An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If you don’t talk to me for a while, I’m not going to assume you don’t want to be friends.
"yeah we can hang out soon!! I’ll text you!!"
— tall tale passed down through many generations (via revivaljam)
The signs as Disney movies
Aries : Tarzan
Taurus : Hercules
Gemini : Peter Pan
Cancer : Cinderella
Leo : The Lion King
Virgo : Mulan
Libra : Beauty and the Beast
Scorpio : Pocahontas
Sagittarius : Aladdin
Capricorn : Frozen
Aquarius : Lilo & Stitch
Pisces : Alice in Wonderland