what a beautiful day to not be in high school
Who says watching football is only for boys. If you got a girl who loves sports as much as you do go ahead and hug her extra tight :)
whenever I see a dude blowing a kiss to his girl I immediately fly in and take it like a heroic friend taking a bullet. that’s my kiss. I’ll take that. now you basically cheated on her, asshole
I was about to make a post about sending random dick pics on here but this is way better that what I had in mind.
If I’ve talked to you before or have shown a sexual interest in you then by all means send me whatever you want.
But if I’ve never talked I you before and you keep sending me random dick pics then that’s not okay.
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein